Hot is...

• when you don't want to go out because it's so hot
• so you end up walking around the flat and balcony in boxershorts all day
• when the brick paving outside is too scorching for bare feet (how do poor Africans do it?)
• when the pool is so warm that it feels like swimming in soup
• when going on the balcony from the air-conditioned flat is like entering an oven
  

Not sure that staying in the flat all day is all that good for a guy, but it saves getting sunburnt.